Post by onemanscandal on Apr 30, 2010 21:11:07 GMT -5
Shawn Winters is walking down the hallway backstage with Kylie following behind him holding the Intercontinental Championship over her shoulder. Shawn approaches two women who are playing coy as they whisper into each others ears as they peak a look at Shawn Winters as he walks by. You hear a couple giggles before they turn their full attention too him as he stops before them.
Shawn – (smirks) Names…need em….now!
Lindsey – This here is Kerri and my name is Lindsey…we’re trying to get a tryout with the company.
The two girls then smile with one of them biting her bottom lip while checking Shawn out.
Kerri – You’ve just got to love a guy with gold.
Shawn smirks only to get confused.
Shawn – Wait, what?
Kerri – Your gold…that belt…it’s always good to see a guy who’s worth something.
Shawn once again confused turns and sees Kylie holding the IC title belt over her shoulder.
Shawn – God damn it Kylie, I thought I told you to get rid of that!
Lindsey – Aw! And he’s humble too! How cute!
Shawn – No, seriously…get rid of that belt…if you girls like it so much why don’t you two have it?
Kerri – And funny! Haha.
Lindsey – Listen…our hotel room is just across the street…we were given two keys but me and Kerri only need the one…so when ever your done with Smackdown maybe you can come by and we can have some fun?
Lindsey hands Shawn the hotel room key card before her and Kerri walk away looking back at him over their shoulders until they go out of sight. Shawn then looks at the card before tossing it into the trashcan.
Kylie – Shawn?! Are you ok!? You are not turning down a threesome with those two girls!
Shawn – If those two girls are stupid enough to get turned on by that piece of trash of a Championship then they are clearly too stupid to appreciate the fact that it’s Shawn Winters they are with! That title is to help the less fortunate get laid…go give it to charity damn it!
Shawn then continues down the hallway.
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Scene opens up with Shawn Winters in front of a camera with the Intercontinental Championship no where to be seen.
Shawn – What is with Shane and Stephanie these days anyways? Booking me against a nobody like JC Styles…
Shawn then turns his head seemingly having his attention caught by someone off camera.
Shawn – What?....He’s the WWE Champion?...jeeze the things that you miss after the most important part of the show is no longer involved. It makes me wonder how many people out there are actually aware of this mockery? I mean the moment my match was finished the entire arena must of filed out like to say they found out Nickelback was about to be performing. My match with Mr. Kennedy was the sole reason why people had any reason to pay admission or watch via a television screen. Who gives a flying monkey fart about HHH and a guy named JC Styles? What the hell does JC even stand for? Jesus Cum? Jizz Candle? Juicy Cumtwat? Seriously, please enlighten me by telling me who the fuck you are? Sure I’ve heard you going around blabbing about this and that as if you’re some sort of king and as if you somehow deserve this championship that you have “worked so hard” for haha. Talk about a fucking hypocrite. You sit there in your high porch claiming that HHH didn’t deserve to have the title handed down to him well here I am to bring you right back down to earth HeMan…neither did you! Who the fuck were you to be given a World Championship match right out of the gate? What exactly have you done to warrant such entitlement? As far as I’m concerned you’re nothing more then a 2 initial using queef that has lasted to long on this earth.
Yet here you go…talking about winning the World Championship like it was a dream come true for you but really? How can you even say that then you did absolutely nothing to A) win it…B) deserve it….or C) beat someone worthwhile for it? Go ahead and snipe back at me with HHH being a multi time World Champion but let’s be real here…you defeated a man whose pushing 40 with two bad knee’s that could rival an 80 year old dime prostitute. The fact that Hunter was even able to make it down to the ring without tearing a quad is an accomplishment in itself. Yet here you stand a prideful Champion claiming to be the best of the best when you didn’t even defeat the mediocre to win it. Now if you would like to rephrase your little speech a little bit to say something along the lines of: “the best of the people nobody cares about” then sure I’ll be more then happy to stand behind you on such a claim but to say that you’re the best of the best then that means you’re saying that you’re better then me and to be quite honest the One Man Scandal doesn’t appreciate ingrates telling him that they’re better.
The fact is that I can’t stand you or people like you. You walk around as if you’re better then everyone and yet that you have all these problems in which makes you relatable to the cockroaches of civilization. Don’t you realize that you’re a walking contradiction? That you’re the living breathing hypocrite if I have ever seen one? “You’re the best of the best…the phenomenal king…but yet even in all my greatness I get sad too…” it sounds like you’re about to advertise a pill in order to reduce your herpes breakouts.
Shawn smirks.
You talk as if you’ve had it rough…your mom died? Really, TOUGH SHIT!!! People die…is it enough to get sad about and wallow in self pity? FUCK NO! I’ve paid for more abortions then you’ve paid for sex! If anyone knows something about death it would be me…but yet here I stand on my own two feet because I’m a man and not some little bitch who wants to give up the world because his mommy bit the dust. It kind of makes me sad a little bit now that I think about it…because if she was alive today maybe I’d give her a call and show her something TRULY phenomenal…and if you didn’t catch the joke I mean my penis haha.
Now…back to seriousness…the truth is you have seriously lingered on this planet longer then your just deserves. I couldn’t think of anything better then to have your father die in order to get your sorry ass away from professional wrestling. If you ask me the death of your mother came as the biggest gift to professional wrestling in a long time because it took you far far away from it. Now go ahead…call me a jackass, call me every name in the book and to be honest I’ll own up to most of them…you want to praise me on my abilities go right ahead…I know I’m great I don’t need you telling me it…but if you for one second think that I’m going to return the favor compared to ripping you down limb from limb you clearly don’t have the IQ enough to even be able to pronounce such words of my greatness haha.
So do me a little favor and keep my name out of your mouth and I’ll do my best to keep my cock out of your dead mothers! Sorry about your damn luck…
Shawn gives off his trademark grin before giving the camera a wink and walking away.
Shawn – (smirks) Names…need em….now!
Lindsey – This here is Kerri and my name is Lindsey…we’re trying to get a tryout with the company.
The two girls then smile with one of them biting her bottom lip while checking Shawn out.
Kerri – You’ve just got to love a guy with gold.
Shawn smirks only to get confused.
Shawn – Wait, what?
Kerri – Your gold…that belt…it’s always good to see a guy who’s worth something.
Shawn once again confused turns and sees Kylie holding the IC title belt over her shoulder.
Shawn – God damn it Kylie, I thought I told you to get rid of that!
Lindsey – Aw! And he’s humble too! How cute!
Shawn – No, seriously…get rid of that belt…if you girls like it so much why don’t you two have it?
Kerri – And funny! Haha.
Lindsey – Listen…our hotel room is just across the street…we were given two keys but me and Kerri only need the one…so when ever your done with Smackdown maybe you can come by and we can have some fun?
Lindsey hands Shawn the hotel room key card before her and Kerri walk away looking back at him over their shoulders until they go out of sight. Shawn then looks at the card before tossing it into the trashcan.
Kylie – Shawn?! Are you ok!? You are not turning down a threesome with those two girls!
Shawn – If those two girls are stupid enough to get turned on by that piece of trash of a Championship then they are clearly too stupid to appreciate the fact that it’s Shawn Winters they are with! That title is to help the less fortunate get laid…go give it to charity damn it!
Shawn then continues down the hallway.
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Scene opens up with Shawn Winters in front of a camera with the Intercontinental Championship no where to be seen.
Shawn – What is with Shane and Stephanie these days anyways? Booking me against a nobody like JC Styles…
Shawn then turns his head seemingly having his attention caught by someone off camera.
Shawn – What?....He’s the WWE Champion?...jeeze the things that you miss after the most important part of the show is no longer involved. It makes me wonder how many people out there are actually aware of this mockery? I mean the moment my match was finished the entire arena must of filed out like to say they found out Nickelback was about to be performing. My match with Mr. Kennedy was the sole reason why people had any reason to pay admission or watch via a television screen. Who gives a flying monkey fart about HHH and a guy named JC Styles? What the hell does JC even stand for? Jesus Cum? Jizz Candle? Juicy Cumtwat? Seriously, please enlighten me by telling me who the fuck you are? Sure I’ve heard you going around blabbing about this and that as if you’re some sort of king and as if you somehow deserve this championship that you have “worked so hard” for haha. Talk about a fucking hypocrite. You sit there in your high porch claiming that HHH didn’t deserve to have the title handed down to him well here I am to bring you right back down to earth HeMan…neither did you! Who the fuck were you to be given a World Championship match right out of the gate? What exactly have you done to warrant such entitlement? As far as I’m concerned you’re nothing more then a 2 initial using queef that has lasted to long on this earth.
Yet here you go…talking about winning the World Championship like it was a dream come true for you but really? How can you even say that then you did absolutely nothing to A) win it…B) deserve it….or C) beat someone worthwhile for it? Go ahead and snipe back at me with HHH being a multi time World Champion but let’s be real here…you defeated a man whose pushing 40 with two bad knee’s that could rival an 80 year old dime prostitute. The fact that Hunter was even able to make it down to the ring without tearing a quad is an accomplishment in itself. Yet here you stand a prideful Champion claiming to be the best of the best when you didn’t even defeat the mediocre to win it. Now if you would like to rephrase your little speech a little bit to say something along the lines of: “the best of the people nobody cares about” then sure I’ll be more then happy to stand behind you on such a claim but to say that you’re the best of the best then that means you’re saying that you’re better then me and to be quite honest the One Man Scandal doesn’t appreciate ingrates telling him that they’re better.
The fact is that I can’t stand you or people like you. You walk around as if you’re better then everyone and yet that you have all these problems in which makes you relatable to the cockroaches of civilization. Don’t you realize that you’re a walking contradiction? That you’re the living breathing hypocrite if I have ever seen one? “You’re the best of the best…the phenomenal king…but yet even in all my greatness I get sad too…” it sounds like you’re about to advertise a pill in order to reduce your herpes breakouts.
Shawn smirks.
You talk as if you’ve had it rough…your mom died? Really, TOUGH SHIT!!! People die…is it enough to get sad about and wallow in self pity? FUCK NO! I’ve paid for more abortions then you’ve paid for sex! If anyone knows something about death it would be me…but yet here I stand on my own two feet because I’m a man and not some little bitch who wants to give up the world because his mommy bit the dust. It kind of makes me sad a little bit now that I think about it…because if she was alive today maybe I’d give her a call and show her something TRULY phenomenal…and if you didn’t catch the joke I mean my penis haha.
Now…back to seriousness…the truth is you have seriously lingered on this planet longer then your just deserves. I couldn’t think of anything better then to have your father die in order to get your sorry ass away from professional wrestling. If you ask me the death of your mother came as the biggest gift to professional wrestling in a long time because it took you far far away from it. Now go ahead…call me a jackass, call me every name in the book and to be honest I’ll own up to most of them…you want to praise me on my abilities go right ahead…I know I’m great I don’t need you telling me it…but if you for one second think that I’m going to return the favor compared to ripping you down limb from limb you clearly don’t have the IQ enough to even be able to pronounce such words of my greatness haha.
So do me a little favor and keep my name out of your mouth and I’ll do my best to keep my cock out of your dead mothers! Sorry about your damn luck…
Shawn gives off his trademark grin before giving the camera a wink and walking away.
