An Unwanted Nap (continuation)

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The scene opens to Kristen Valentine being dragged down the hall by Aaron Masters snoring loudly and leaving a trail of drool in their path. She begins to mumble in her sleep causing Aaron to stop and stare at her.

::Kristen::
If........ the unknown function occurs both inside and....... outside of the integral, it is known as a Fredholm equation of the ...second type.....

At this point, even Stitches is wide mouthed at Aaron's side. Suddenly, mid mathematical theory rant Kristen pops straight up and rubs the back of her head blinking erratically. She shakes her head and looks up and directs her attention to Stitches.

::Kristen::
Who the hell was that ass-manatee that put me into the fucking coma?!

She extends her arm to Aaron and grumbles,

::Kristen::
Now, help me up so I can kick someone's ass for that god awful lecture...

TBC

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Aaron edges to help her up... He seems uneasy and somewhat reluctant, which confuses her for a moment. He grabs her by the wrist and again yanks her quite easy up to her feet like a straight stick. She raises her brow at him.

Kristen/
"What the fuck's wrong with you?"

Aaron/
"You say the weirdest shit in your sleep.... Are you giving birth to aliens? Fuck it.. Nevermind..."

Stitches/
"ThAt WaS ThE StRaiGht EDgE DoUChe, BEnSon.... FuCkINg KilL HimM"

Aaron shrugs his shoulders and nods.

Aaron/
"Yup, that mother fucker is so fucking boring, that he landed a job in the WWE because he is so 'talented' that he knocks his opponent out into mental retardation before they're even in the ring. Because he's so boring, they basically go into the ring brain fucked, and then he wins like that cause they are so handicapped by that point."

Stitches/
"ThAt's whY wE WeaR EArPluGgs."

Aaron/
"Yup... If less people listened to his boring ass rant, no one would lose to him... In fact... That's my secret."

Aaron flashes a cheeky smile as Kristen stands there with a blank expression.. Not so much caring, but more so just wanting to get back at him.

Kristen/
"Oh, okay, whatever then.. I'm just going to fucking go kill him."

She goes to walk off down the hall, but before she can Aaron reaches out to her off of balance and hops to her on one leg, because she was somewhat out of reach and catches up to her. He pulls her around to face him and giggles as he places his finger on his face, which is still really fucked up... Thank god he hasn't blown his nose yet, or his whole face would be swollen.

Aaron Masters/
"Actually... I have a pretty good idea right now."

The scene cuts off and reopens to CM Punk walking down the hall after whatever happened as Kristen and Aaron were gone. Speaking of which.. They both come running down the hall trying to catch CM Punks attention by waving their arms as if something serious happened. He looks confused as they catch up to him and start yammering.

Aaron/
"Benson is poser!"

Kristen/
"Yeah! He's not straight edge at all!"

Aaron/
"He's full of shit! How do I know?! Because I've known this guy for years.. He's been so jealous of you, because he can never achieve the coolness that is being straight edge! I have proof, man! He's full of shit I have his duffel bag right here!"

Aaron drops the duffel bag that he was INDEED holding, but I didn't mention. He then proceeds to dig through the contents of the bag that is definitely Bensons and pulls out a bottle of Mr Boston Vodka and shows it to CM Punk... Visually, he looks kind of urked that Benson considers himself among CM Punks rankings of being Straight Edge.

Kristen/
"And not only that, he has the fucking worst taste in the world! That shit makes me want to vomit!"

Just then shouting and various disturbances can be heard coming from the opposite end of the hall.. Sounds of things being tossed aside. Benson comes into view as he shoves a stage hand right out of his way.. Walking towards them covered in vodka while cussing and swearing at Aaron for something he obviously did to him. Aaron stands up and accusingly points at Benson down the hall.

Aaron/
"Look! HE WAS JUST PARTYING IN HIS LOCKER ROOM! AND HE'S PISSED BECAUSE I STOLE HIS SHITTY VODKA! FUCKING BASTARD!"

Kristen/
"POSER!!!"

Benson then starts jogging off down the hall to rip Aaron into pieces.. and then announces that he is going to do so.

Benson/
"I am going to rip you limb from limb!"

Aaron smiles playfully and wiggles his arms around.

Aaron/
"OH!? Theeeeeeeeeeeesse limbs? Well, Benson boy.. That is if you're in the right state of mind to catch me. Sober up, poser man!"

Benson starts bolting down the hall, which to Aaron is funny as hell until he starts getting closer.. Aaron freaks out at this and screams frantically as he then bolts down the hall.. Being chased by Benson as Kristen just stands there with a satisfied smile on her face next to CM Punk...

Kristen/
"What a poser... He only wishes he could be just somewhat less of a loser like you."

She smiles and then walks down the hall leaving CM Punk there to absorb what just happened.