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WTF?
Apr 28, 2010 23:57:01 GMT -5
Post by Ashley Devlin on Apr 28, 2010 23:57:01 GMT -5
-Sitting backstage my legs stretched across the hallway on the floor, holding a cigarette in one hand and an iPod in the other. The earbuds placed snuggley in my ears letting the music pour from the tiny little device into my head. My eyes are closed, my head resting against the wall. I am lost in my little world of loud, violent, heavy music. Dr. Shannon says this only adds to my anger issues. My response to that....fuck you. I bring my cigarette to my lips to take a long smooth drag. Letting it swirl around inside my lungs I slowly exhale letting the smoke escape me. My world is quickly interrupted when my legs are kicked to the side. Someone had been a major dick and instead of stepping over my legs, they have kicked them to the side. Oh no way in hell! Ripping the earbuds out of my ears I shove the iPod into the pocket of my leather jacket. Looking at the asshole who did it....-
Ashley Devlin - What the fuck? Shit dude. At least if you are going to kick me out of the way, you could have the balls to say something instead of walking off!
-Stopping to breathe for a minute giving the asshole a chance to say something if he so chooses.-
tbcb anyone (was bored lol)
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Apr 29, 2010 1:21:11 GMT -5
Post by CM Punk on Apr 29, 2010 1:21:11 GMT -5
Does Ashley know who she was talking to? It was none other than the Straight Edge Messiah CM Punk. He has not been heard from since signing with the company. But he'll be quick to make the first impression as he believes in that type of thing so to speak CM Punk stared at the woman in front of him, chuckling a little bit. He began to speak, staring at the woman.
The Straight Edge Messiah' CM Punk
Finally you decided to respond to me... I was trying to get your attention but you weren't paying me no mind. I had no choice but to get your attention in that other way. If I hurt you, I apologize, that's the least I can do. I didn't mean to treat such a beautiful woman like yourself like that. From what I can tell, your body looks pure and calm and untouched by the deadly toxics of those demons. Are you straight edge, miss?
He asked her a serious question. He didn't want her to curse him out because if she did he would've done worse. He just stood there, waiting on the woman to respond.
TBC: Ashley
OOC: Trying to build up Punk via storyline, hope this is ok.
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Apr 29, 2010 17:55:12 GMT -5
Post by Ashley Devlin on Apr 29, 2010 17:55:12 GMT -5
-Who the hell was this guy to attempt flattery after kicking me. Then to ask me if I was straight edge...damn near fell out of my skin trying to contain that laughter. Raising my hand holding my cigarette to my lips I breathe in that yummy warm tobacco and slowly exhale the cloud of smoke right in his face.-
Ashley Devlin - I smoke, I drink...a lot, I love some weed, not the ones that grow in a garden of course, the good kind, let's see what else is anti-straight edge...oh yeah...casual sex, love some sex, love lots of sex, love friends with benefits.
-I tap the side of his face with my hand.-
Ashley Devlin - Pure and untouched body...far from it. I haven't been pure my entire life, and as for being untouched, I'm pretty well touched and love it. You must be losing your stills to think I am straight edge. I am far from it and love every second of it. You should probably just go fuck yourself if you even think you are going to try and convince me to give this shit up.
-Taking another drag from my cigarette and exhaling.-
Ashley Devlin - Actually why don't you just go fuck yourself anyway?
(tbcb Punk or anyone either way is fine :-D )
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Apr 30, 2010 0:09:27 GMT -5
Post by boundfury on Apr 30, 2010 0:09:27 GMT -5
Suddenly someone clears their throat, both Devlin and Punk turn their attention to the interuption and see Jake Benson standing there with a smug grin on his face.
Jake: Thought I'd interupt and really clear up a misconception. You see as the TRUE Straightedge Saviour, I'd like to formally point out that casual sex is not an edge break, simply frowned upon. Caffeine, gambling, religion and masturbation are also in that category. In fact if you look back on my career, my enjoyment of destruction, carnage and bloodshed would stack up in that category. It's all a matter of opinion, and honestly, right now, my opinion is I don't like people who plagirize!
Jake steps forward getting right into CM Punk's face.
Jake: And yes, I do mean you! I've been sending my message much longer then you've been grappling. So why don't you just turn around, walk back out those doors and stop shedding your greasy hairs all over this company with your "salvation" because in all honesty, those who do not wish to join the pure will eventually destroy themselves. I'm tired of being compared to you and your sickening resemblance of Jesus as if you were the first to start this revolution. There are major differences....and Miss Devlin, please do take note of them since you seem to be one of the few true talents within this company. First and foremost, my targets are not to be "saved" they are to be destroyed, and not for their refusal to be straightedge, but for their denial to simply accept their place on the tiers of this world. That's why I've decided to start with the targets that TRULY piss me off and after I'm done with Triple H, I'm coming after you to finally settle the debate about who is truly the sXest man in this company!
Benson pulls his attention away from Punk, focuses on Ashley.
Jake: I'm not going to lay out some ridiculous offer of alliance or ask to pledge alligiance to me, but if what you seek in this company is violence, blood, and carnage. Then you might want to consider Jake Benson as a running partner for the time being. But just like your toxic lifestyle, you can pick your own poison.
Jake glances back at Punk who is still standing there trying to process everything that Benson has just said in his minor intrusion.
TBC by whomever
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Young Lion
Your face lies still, I can't see your breath and it's freezing my blood. My blood until the end.
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Apr 30, 2010 1:06:30 GMT -5
Post by stitch3s on Apr 30, 2010 1:06:30 GMT -5
While Punk attempts to process everything that has just been said.. There is another individual that was completely rendered unconscious by the Professors lecture. As the snoring gets louder, everyone attention turns to the two that have been standing there the entire time. Aaron and Kirsten come into view of the camera as the crowd erupts. Aaron is staring at Kirsten with his jaw dropped as she snores and drools in place. Aaron reaches out with his index finger and taps her in the forehead just then. Kirsten falls flat on her back and continues to snore.
Aaron seems visually upset as he focuses his attention from Kristen to Benson and tilts his head to the side.
Aaron/ "Well, that's just fucking great, Benson.. Look at what you just did.. You should come with a fucking floating warning label above your head that reads. "Warning. When talking, this individual may render you unconscious. In case of exposure, run... hide... scream or react aggressively." Because of you're so fucking boring! While others may be immune to your effects because of how retarded they are, look at what you do to people! You should be ashamed of yourself and how fucking boring you are! I can't believe I've had to deal with you for 2 years and have to suffer maybe another... If I have to sit through another one of your lectures on how to be a boring robot.. I will slit your throat! Enough said!"
Aaron stomps over to his fallen friend and grabs her by the leg and drags her off down the hall as everyone stands there quite perplexed.
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