Post by stitch3s on Apr 18, 2010 9:30:54 GMT -5
... Call the smart people!
... Wait, what am I saying? They doomed you... ALL!
WWE Looks a little more Disney by the week. But only because of Karsyns WHOLE NEWWW WOOOOOOORLD. Aren't we all just waiting for Disney to release the epic underdog story of Karysn Burns... Burns? What's that smell? ....
The scene opens up to a pitch black basement in the bottom of the arena. The only thing that your uber human senses can detect is that of the sound of... WALKING. That thing you do.. Right before left... Or if you're gay.. Left before right and swivel. So what is so special about a black screen and these noises in the background? At least they are innocent enough at the moment?
Aaron/
“I … don’t want to set the world on fiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeee… I just want to start… A flame in your heaaaaaaaaart… In my heart I have but one desireeeeeeee…”
Stitches/
“.. I just want to set the wooooooooorld oooooooooonnnnnn fireeeee… I’ll start… By eating your hearrrrrrrt.”
Chilling first worlds. All is quiet for a moment as the sound of a liquid is being splashed on the ground now. Aaron giggling like a hearty child is seemingly dancing around with excitement now from the sound of things. Suddenly the sound of a canister being whipped across the room is heard as it splashes everywhere and hollowly hit’s the wall and leaks it’s content.
Aaron/
“Quickly, pass me the lighter!”
Assumingly digging around in his overalls now, is Stitches. Who is looking for Aarons lighter. A light flick is heard before a gentle light illuminates the darkness.. A little puppet is holding this little zippo lighters are Aaron peeks around to face the camera with his puppet, Stitches. Stitches who has a stitched face and one X’d eye with a lose button for the other seems to be creepily smiling at the camera holding the zippo in his little arms. But the soft, fabric squeezes the lighter out of his little hands like a bar of soap. Aaron gasps as he tries desperately with his other hand to catch the flame as it bounces around in the air illuminating different parts of this basement until it hits to the ground and sparks a huge fire around Aaron, catching his legs on fire. “Damnit! Shit! Fuck!” as he jumps out of the fire and runs around. Stitches reminds him to “STOP DROP AND BLOW!” Which is generally an instruction that MaKenna receives when she is putting out a different kind of fire. Aaron sits there with his legs in front of him as Stitches hides himself behind Aarons back.. Obviously afraid of the flames that love him so. Aaron blows on the cuffs of his pants.. Spitting and cursing. The lights flick on as finally Aarons savoir intervenes and sprays Aaron down with a fire extinguisher… Aaron jumps to his feet to then thank the stage hand… But before he can, Stitches grabs the fire extinguisher and “forces” Aaron to ding it off of the stage hands head. He falls flat onto his back and lays there stiff. Aaron smiles quite nicely
Aaron/
“Thank you, Sir! … BUT STITCHES!?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?”
Stitches/
“NO! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
Aaron/
"YEAH!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!?!"
Aaron turns around and looks at the camera with a glare.. to imply that the WWE was insane to hire him to their new, tender organization that he is seemingly already burning to the ground.
With that being said.. The scene fades to black.
... Wait, what am I saying? They doomed you... ALL!
WWE Looks a little more Disney by the week. But only because of Karsyns WHOLE NEWWW WOOOOOOORLD. Aren't we all just waiting for Disney to release the epic underdog story of Karysn Burns... Burns? What's that smell? ....
The scene opens up to a pitch black basement in the bottom of the arena. The only thing that your uber human senses can detect is that of the sound of... WALKING. That thing you do.. Right before left... Or if you're gay.. Left before right and swivel. So what is so special about a black screen and these noises in the background? At least they are innocent enough at the moment?
Aaron/
“I … don’t want to set the world on fiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeee… I just want to start… A flame in your heaaaaaaaaart… In my heart I have but one desireeeeeeee…”
Stitches/
“.. I just want to set the wooooooooorld oooooooooonnnnnn fireeeee… I’ll start… By eating your hearrrrrrrt.”
Chilling first worlds. All is quiet for a moment as the sound of a liquid is being splashed on the ground now. Aaron giggling like a hearty child is seemingly dancing around with excitement now from the sound of things. Suddenly the sound of a canister being whipped across the room is heard as it splashes everywhere and hollowly hit’s the wall and leaks it’s content.
Aaron/
“Quickly, pass me the lighter!”
Assumingly digging around in his overalls now, is Stitches. Who is looking for Aarons lighter. A light flick is heard before a gentle light illuminates the darkness.. A little puppet is holding this little zippo lighters are Aaron peeks around to face the camera with his puppet, Stitches. Stitches who has a stitched face and one X’d eye with a lose button for the other seems to be creepily smiling at the camera holding the zippo in his little arms. But the soft, fabric squeezes the lighter out of his little hands like a bar of soap. Aaron gasps as he tries desperately with his other hand to catch the flame as it bounces around in the air illuminating different parts of this basement until it hits to the ground and sparks a huge fire around Aaron, catching his legs on fire. “Damnit! Shit! Fuck!” as he jumps out of the fire and runs around. Stitches reminds him to “STOP DROP AND BLOW!” Which is generally an instruction that MaKenna receives when she is putting out a different kind of fire. Aaron sits there with his legs in front of him as Stitches hides himself behind Aarons back.. Obviously afraid of the flames that love him so. Aaron blows on the cuffs of his pants.. Spitting and cursing. The lights flick on as finally Aarons savoir intervenes and sprays Aaron down with a fire extinguisher… Aaron jumps to his feet to then thank the stage hand… But before he can, Stitches grabs the fire extinguisher and “forces” Aaron to ding it off of the stage hands head. He falls flat onto his back and lays there stiff. Aaron smiles quite nicely
Aaron/
“Thank you, Sir! … BUT STITCHES!?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?”
Stitches/
“NO! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
Aaron/
"YEAH!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!?!"
Aaron turns around and looks at the camera with a glare.. to imply that the WWE was insane to hire him to their new, tender organization that he is seemingly already burning to the ground.
With that being said.. The scene fades to black.
